Esmeralda meeting her prince for the first time  :*

#puppy  

themaddestdog:

dear god.

chasingtrophywhitetails:

I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.

(via katbennet)

  • lesbian: that girl is really cute
  • straight boy: oMG DO YOU WANT TO FUCK HER OR SOMETHING LMAO CAN I WATCH

(via cutie-popstar)

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stayh0me:

specialagentofthelamb:

This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic and amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!

YES.

(via cuntbagswagg)

how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

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ugly:

on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid

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